Can you write a story with these 20 words ASAP?! :|?

Seductive Mamacita had an ignment to do for school, but was far too lazy to do it herself. The thought of having to write a story began to taunt her ferociously. Frustrated, she began to jostle her papers in an overtly overwhelmed fashion. "I know!" she said "I will ask somebody on Yahoo! Answers to do it for me!" So she petitioned the Y! community to do her work for her. But, alas, nobody materialized to join her venture. "Why is my plan not coming to fruition?" she yelled in a fiery rage. But the martinet members of the Y! community knew that Mamacita had to do her own work and the fact that she might have to do it herself began to show it's verisimilitude. The requiem for her chance of ping this ignment began to play, and the curator of this event was Mamacita herself. She was a proud martyr for lazy students everywhere, but the feeling began to dissipate because she got phlegm on her Jonquil filigree.